im not interested in tv without lesbians it should be banned
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODD*MMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
I’m not going to write an in-depth analysis because I don’t feel like doing so right now, but I will say this:
As someone who watches both Degrassi and Ru Paul’s Drag U, when Maya was holding the breast enhancers up to her chest and contemplating whether or not she should use them, all I could think about was Willam Belli saying,
“I’m giving Maya my cutlets. Because the bitch is in need.”
I’m now going to go to bed and dream about a Degrassi / Drag U crossover, because an event like that would be much, MUCH too amazing to actually happen for real…
- grandpa: have they tried transplanting a human fetus in an animal womb yet?
- me: ....wha..
- grandpa: Like putting a fertilized human egg in the uterus of a chimpanzee or something? We have the same number of chromosomes as chimps.
- me: why are you asking me this, grandpa why
- grandpa: Just wondering if maybe you saw something about it on your internet. The TV would never tell anyone if it happened, they just want to tell you about... the weather.
I’m not kidding when I say that this is one of my favorite commercials of all time.
If I ever ask someone to marry me, I’m so doing this… :)
Photo Courtesy: jonwithabullet
One of my favorite DJ Pauly D quotes. Incidentally, my favorite Vinny quote is also related to Ron/Sam: “Hell must be just like this…”
…YOU SUDDENLY REALIZE THAT THE SEASON PREMIER OF GLEE IS TONIGHT OMG.
I won’t get to see it until I get home from work around 10, but I’m still really excited. :)
Yeah, I already mentioned that I loved this quote in the True Blood Season finale…but I found a gif of it! Yay! :D