'hey what's your otp'
i put my hands in my pockets casually, giving a nervous laugh. ‘w-what’s an otp’ i stutter. i take my hand out of my pocket to brush my hair back smoothly. a list falls out of the pocket. it begins to roll. it is going on seven blocks now. i begin to cry.
When you start to ship something you shouldn’t
important shipping questions 2 keep in mind
- which one is abysmal at roller skating and has to hold onto the other
- which one gets hiccups every time they drink something fizzy
- which one always joins the group dances at the skating rink
- which one listens to new songs on loop until the other can’t stand it
- which one tags the other in embarrassing photos without asking first
- which one had a short-lived interest in learning the ukulele
- which one keeps posting memes on facebook
when people say your notp is canon
when your notp becomes canon
if you write a fic and you tag it with a pairing even though that pairing is broken up to pave way for the eventual REAL couple, i swear to god i will bite you. i will find you and i will bite you. right on the arm. stop doing that.
shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves
look what you’ve done
When you see posts about your OTP paired with another character.