boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL



theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.







letterstoteganandsara:

inkhat:

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Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

Interesting... Harry Potter

alluringalliteration:

Okay I know the time frame totally doesn’t work but- Imagine Draco Malfoy getting all puffed up and arrogant and starting to say “I don’t think my father-” and Harry slyly interjecting “-the inventor of toaster strudel-” “-would be too happy to-” and then stopping in confusion when Harry, Hermione, and every other Muggleborn in earshot start practically crying with laughter.

Maybe James Sirius Potter does this to Scorpius Malfoy Harry Potter mean girls humor

superqueerpasta:

copperbadge:

hiddenhogwarts:

Lupin finding the kids with depression and teaching them Patronuses so the dementors don’t affect them as much

McGonagall keeping a stash of chocolate all of Harry’s third year because she knows which kids will be most affected by the Dementors and also which kids she can bring into her office with that excuse because they’re having a breakdown

Hogwarts teachers desperately trying to make sure all their students with depression avoid the Dementors

Alternately, the kids with depression being the first to face off against a Dementor because they know all the tricks.

The kids with depression defending the other kids when one passes by because they know how to function in the grey.

The kids with depression having the biggest, gaudiest patronuses because they have power.

They’ve already learned how to survive a Dementor long before they had magic.

I was never that afraid of the dementorsbecause they are how I live my lifethe hell is a dementor going to do to me I haven’t already survived.

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benepla:

ideal hogwarts students:

  • aromantic wizards being absolutely immune to amortentia, it only smelling like the ingredients put into it when they smell it, and teaching other students how to identify the stuff on any food or drink
  • gender confused ravenclaw leafing through glossarys of pronouns and accidentally getting 80% of the class to stay up leafing through similar glossarys, screaming out pronouns in the common room when they think they found one that may fit
  • slytherin students sometimes taking polyjuice potion to pose as one of their depressed members who was having a bad day and really couldn’t bring themselves to classes
  • kids who read about the second great wizarding war and, when reading about Severus Snape’s brave acts, argue “well yeah ok but he was kind of an asshole still?”
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bonnyanne:

the main thing jkr should be regretting about harry potter is telling her audience that you should forgive six years of abuse if the abuser in question wanted to shag your mum. 

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livesandliesofwizards:

Being quite clever, Lily waited until a day when her father was thoroughly frazzled, beset on all sides by sycophants at an MLE affair, becoming shouty and very contrary, and certain to forget the conversation as soon as it was over.
"Dad, did you lose your Parselmouth abilities after you beat Voldemort?" she asked.
"Yes," Harry said, perplexed. "Why?"
"No reason. Oh, look. Is that James over there stealing the keys to the holding cells?"
And when Harry whirled about to locate the inveterate vexation that was James, she skipped off to the courtyard.
"It’s a bit worrisome," she said.
"Ssssomething of an underssstatement," answered the snake.

livesandliesofwizards:

Being quite clever, Lily waited until a day when her father was thoroughly frazzled, beset on all sides by sycophants at an MLE affair, becoming shouty and very contrary, and certain to forget the conversation as soon as it was over.

"Dad, did you lose your Parselmouth abilities after you beat Voldemort?" she asked.

"Yes," Harry said, perplexed. "Why?"

"No reason. Oh, look. Is that James over there stealing the keys to the holding cells?"

And when Harry whirled about to locate the inveterate vexation that was James, she skipped off to the courtyard.

"It’s a bit worrisome," she said.

"Ssssomething of an underssstatement," answered the snake.